GOT A SPIRITUAL/RELIGIOUS JOKE YOU WANT TO SHARE? -USD/ $100 prize for the best joke!

We welcome your input.If you have a suitable spiritual or religious joke for our
Spiritual Laughter vol.2 please type it or copy and paste it below.Please ensure that your joke is suitable for general audiences.
If you want to be acknowledged as the contributor of the joke then please click the relevant box below.
We appreciate your contribution and hope you win the USD/$100 prize as voted by our site visitors.

All personal information, including email addresses, will be treated in the strictest of confidence and not shared with anyone, unless you give us written permission to do so, either should you wish to be in contact with any specific person or to promote your ability to empower other people visiting this website.
 I want to be acknowledged